who decided popcorn was the official movie food
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
i was a straight A student. then i watched porn and now i have no liver
ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
can 2014 be the year i become hot
HOW DO PPL JUST GET CONTINUOUS ANONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THERE SOME KIND OF TUTORIAL OR CHEAT CODE THAT I DON’T KNOW
ho ho ho
shit down my throat
There’s nobody up here that can hurt you. It’s safe. I mean, what’s the point of going on? What’s the point of living? Your kid died. Doesn’t get any rougher than that. But still, it’s a matter of what you do now. If you decide to go, then you gotta just get on with it. Sit back, enjoy the ride. You gotta plant both your feet on the ground and start livin’ life.
The poster for The Fault in Our Stars movie has just been released and you can BUY the physical poster as a perk from the Project for Awesome Indiegogo. I’ll be signing 200 of the posters, too. Thanks so much to Fox for making this possible. Join me as I talk about the movie over on the livestream.
i don’t like compliments, i feel like i’m being lied to